I usually ignore the hateful rhetoric of Pat Robertson, but I suppose a guy's got to say more and more outrageous things to get any attention in the press these days (see Trump, Donald). These two quotes made me laugh so hard because they're just SO ludicrous on so many levels. I felt they may need to be committed to cross stitch, so here are PDFs if you feel so inspired. To be clear, of course I'm a fan of Bowie and his departure was so elegant. But I think even he would laugh pretty hard at this level of stupidity. Update: Boo, internet! Turns out Pat may not have said these things, exactly. But none of us doubted for a minute that he did. I think I'll leave the patterns up!