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Subversive Kits

Basic and Deluxe Kits for all your subversive stitching needs. For more information about what's in our kits, check the FAQ page.

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Very Chaotic, Very Mindless

Very Chaotic, Very Mindless
You Think You Just Fell Out of A Coconut Tree?

You Think You Just Fell Out of A Coconut Tree?
I'll Always Trust A Childless Cat Lady More Than A Catless Man-child

I'll Always Trust A Childless Cat Lady More Than A Catless Man-child
I Can't Wait To See What Douglas Does With The Tree

I Can't Wait To See What Douglas Does With The Tree
Grab Your Balls, It's Canning Season

Grab Your Balls, It's Canning Season
Roosters Wake Up And Scream Because They KNOW

Roosters Wake Up And Scream Because They KNOW
I Dissent

I Dissent
Do You Think Life Smokes After It Fucks Me by Mr. Stevers

Do You Think Life Smokes After It Fucks Me by Mr. Stevers
I Just Baked You Some Shut The Fucupcakes by Mr. Stevers

I Just Baked You Some Shut The Fucupcakes by Mr. Stevers
Live Laugh Toaster Bath by Mr. Stevers

Live Laugh Toaster Bath by Mr. Stevers
Your Anxiety Is Lying To You by Mr. Stevers

Your Anxiety Is Lying To You by Mr. Stevers
RuPaul: You're Nobody Until Somebody Hates You

RuPaul: You're Nobody Until Somebody Hates You
Life Is Just A Series...

Life Is Just A Series...
Profanity Makes Talking Fun

Profanity Makes Talking Fun
No Fucks Were Given

No Fucks Were Given
I Can Buy Myself Flowers

I Can Buy Myself Flowers
Feeling Good AF

Feeling Good AF
Alcohol You Later

Alcohol You Later
My Git Up and Go Done Got Up and Went

My Git Up and Go Done Got Up and Went
Glitter is the Lice of the Craft World

Glitter is the Lice of the Craft World
Please Don't Leave Classified Documents In The Bathroom

Please Don't Leave Classified Documents In The Bathroom
Get The Fuck Out by Mr. Stevers

Get The Fuck Out by Mr. Stevers
Bless This Mojo Dojo Casa House by Mr. Stevers

Bless This Mojo Dojo Casa House by Mr. Stevers
There's No Basement At The Alamo

There's No Basement At The Alamo
Dance Like Everyone Can Go Fuck Themselves

Dance Like Everyone Can Go Fuck Themselves
You Think You're Introverted?...

You Think You're Introverted?...
Fuck Hate

Fuck Hate
Fiesta Like There's No Mañana

Fiesta Like There's No Mañana
Well-Behaved Women Are No Fun

Well-Behaved Women Are No Fun
Accentuate The Positive, Medicate The Negative

Accentuate The Positive, Medicate The Negative
Fake It Til You Make It

Fake It Til You Make It
I Am Billing You For This Conversation

I Am Billing You For This Conversation
Here The Fuck We Go

Here The Fuck We Go
Roe Roe Roe Your Vote by Mr. Stevers

Roe Roe Roe Your Vote by Mr. Stevers
You Can't Make This Shit Up

You Can't Make This Shit Up
Octopus Slap by stitchcraftBy Fwass

Octopus Slap by stitchcraftBy Fwass
Tomorrow Is Another Fucking Day

Tomorrow Is Another Fucking Day
Can You Not

Can You Not
Fuck All Y'All

Fuck All Y'All
Ukrainian version of Go Fuck Yourself

Ukrainian version of Go Fuck Yourself
Warning Stabby kit! by Mr. Stevers

Warning Stabby kit! by Mr. Stevers
Fuck Covid

Fuck Covid
Other People Ruin Everything

Other People Ruin Everything
Wash Your Fucking Hands

Wash Your Fucking Hands
Bebe's Chamber

Bebe's Chamber
Don't Be A Dick

Don't Be A Dick
Spark Joy Or Get Out

Spark Joy Or Get Out
Pretend To Be Important

Pretend To Be Important