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Subversive Cross Stitch Kits

Basic and Deluxe Cross Stitch Kits for all your subversive stitching needs. For more information about what's in our kits, check the FAQ page.

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I Survived The Rapture AGAIN!

I Survived The Rapture AGAIN!
Hot Girls Have Grandma Hobbies

Hot Girls Have Grandma Hobbies
Be Kind (of a bitch)

Be Kind (of a bitch)
What A Fucked-Up Time To Be Alive

What A Fucked-Up Time To Be Alive
Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning To Work

Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning To Work
Stab! Stab! Stab!

Stab! Stab! Stab!
Grab Your Balls, It's Pickling Season by Mr. Stevers

Grab Your Balls, It's Pickling Season by Mr. Stevers
Sex and Creativity

Sex and Creativity
Protest

Protest
If At First You Don't Succeed by Mr. Stevers

If At First You Don't Succeed by Mr. Stevers
This Too Shall Pass by OddlySpecificXStitch

This Too Shall Pass by OddlySpecificXStitch
Remember To Flush (mirror image) by Mr. Stevers

Remember To Flush (mirror image) by Mr. Stevers
Has Anyone Seen My Lorazepam?

Has Anyone Seen My Lorazepam?
Live, Laugh, Lorazepam by Mr. Stevers

Live, Laugh, Lorazepam by Mr. Stevers
Stay Fucking Joyful

Stay Fucking Joyful
Don't Obey In Advance

Don't Obey In Advance
Your Outie Enjoys Cross Stitching

Your Outie Enjoys Cross Stitching
Fuck Me Like The Government

Fuck Me Like The Government
Don't Let Idiots Ruin Your Day

Don't Let Idiots Ruin Your Day
The Lunatics Have Taken Over The Asylum

The Lunatics Have Taken Over The Asylum
Laugh Hard At The Absurdly Evil

Laugh Hard At The Absurdly Evil
Don't Overestimate / Never Underestimate

Don't Overestimate / Never Underestimate
To Create Is To Resist

To Create Is To Resist
When I Despair...

When I Despair...
Fuck Fear

Fuck Fear
Nevertheless, She Persisted

Nevertheless, She Persisted
Here The Fuck We Go

Here The Fuck We Go
Please Be Patient With Me, I'm From The 1900s

Please Be Patient With Me, I'm From The 1900s
Tomorrow Is Another Fucking Day

Tomorrow Is Another Fucking Day
Reclaiming My Time

Reclaiming My Time
Five Stars, Would Definitely Do Coke In This Bathroom Again by Mr. Stevers

Five Stars, Would Definitely Do Coke In This Bathroom Again by Mr. Stevers
Not Dead Yet

Not Dead Yet
Very Chaotic, Very Mindless

Very Chaotic, Very Mindless
Grab Your Balls, It's Canning Season

Grab Your Balls, It's Canning Season
Roosters Wake Up And Scream Because They KNOW

Roosters Wake Up And Scream Because They KNOW
Do You Think Life Smokes After It Fucks Me by Mr. Stevers

Do You Think Life Smokes After It Fucks Me by Mr. Stevers
I Just Baked You Some Shut The Fucupcakes by Mr. Stevers

I Just Baked You Some Shut The Fucupcakes by Mr. Stevers
Live Laugh Toaster Bath by Mr. Stevers

Live Laugh Toaster Bath by Mr. Stevers
Your Anxiety Is Lying To You by Mr. Stevers

Your Anxiety Is Lying To You by Mr. Stevers
RuPaul: You're Nobody Until Somebody Hates You

RuPaul: You're Nobody Until Somebody Hates You
Life Is Just A Series...

Life Is Just A Series...
Profanity Makes Talking Fun

Profanity Makes Talking Fun
No Fucks Were Given

No Fucks Were Given
I Can Buy Myself Flowers

I Can Buy Myself Flowers
Feeling Good AF

Feeling Good AF
Alcohol You Later

Alcohol You Later
My Git Up and Go Done Got Up and Went

My Git Up and Go Done Got Up and Went
Glitter is the Lice of the Craft World

Glitter is the Lice of the Craft World