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It's HERE! The collaboration I've kept mum about. The kooky folks at Steotch & I came up with something different: TEN internet meme holiday ornaments! Each kit comes with everything you need to make a nifty 3.5-inch round ornament: pattern, instructions, material, a needle, floss and the ornament itself. Each one is only $12! Looking for a finished piece? You'll find those over at Steotch! Along with PDFs, which will be in their shop soon. Bring the fun and excitement of reading internet forums to your holiday decorating! Confuse your family and friends! Make a gift for your favorite reddit...

New kit: Subversive is growing up! Now that you're hooked on cross stitch, it's time for something more challenging. This kit includes 18-count material and it is definitely a challenge. Now I know why people like sharp little embroidery scissors--I had to undo my stitches so many times... it's kind of embarrassing to admit. This was really fun to do, but you have to pay attention! And you might need some teeny scissors like me! But I think the end result is worth it--this might be my favorite of all the things I've stitched (so far!).

I know, it's about time! Made this for a friend and forgot to scan it before it was gone, so I took a quick photo in the car en route. Oops!

Welcome to our home, now please fuck off.

Everything you need to create this snippy ruler for a snippy co-worker--or keep it for your own desk as a reminder to get you through the day. Kit comes with nice heavy acrylic ruler and everything you need to create the stitching in the middle. Show them your sense of humor measures up. Heh!