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Subversive Cross Stitch Kits

Basic and Deluxe Cross Stitch Kits for all your subversive stitching needs. For more information about what's in our kits, check theĀ FAQ page.

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Bless This Mojo Dojo Casa House by Mr. Stevers

Bless This Mojo Dojo Casa House by Mr. Stevers
There's No Basement At The Alamo

There's No Basement At The Alamo
Dance Like Everyone Can Go Fuck Themselves

Dance Like Everyone Can Go Fuck Themselves
You Think You're Introverted?...

You Think You're Introverted?...
Fuck Hate

Fuck Hate
Fiesta Like There's No MaƱana

Fiesta Like There's No MaƱana
Well-Behaved Women Are No Fun

Well-Behaved Women Are No Fun
Accentuate The Positive, Medicate The Negative

Accentuate The Positive, Medicate The Negative
Fake It Til You Make It

Fake It Til You Make It
I Am Billing You For This Conversation

I Am Billing You For This Conversation
You Can't Make This Shit Up

You Can't Make This Shit Up
Octopus Slap by stitchcraftBy Fwass

Octopus Slap by stitchcraftBy Fwass
Can You Not

Can You Not
Fuck All Y'All

Fuck All Y'All
Ukrainian version of Go Fuck Yourself

Ukrainian version of Go Fuck Yourself
Warning Stabby kit! by Mr. Stevers

Warning Stabby kit! by Mr. Stevers
Fuck Covid

Fuck Covid
Other People Ruin Everything

Other People Ruin Everything
Wash Your Fucking Hands

Wash Your Fucking Hands
Bebe's Chamber

Bebe's Chamber
Don't Be A Dick

Don't Be A Dick
Spark Joy Or Get Out

Spark Joy Or Get Out
Pretend To Be Important

Pretend To Be Important
Not Today, Satan

Not Today, Satan
What The Actual Fuck

What The Actual Fuck
Shut Up Liver, You're Fine

Shut Up Liver, You're Fine
I Like The Way You Work It, No Diggity

I Like The Way You Work It, No Diggity
Fresh Out Of Fucks

Fresh Out Of Fucks
It's Not Mean If It's Hilarious

It's Not Mean If It's Hilarious
Wear A Fucking Mask

Wear A Fucking Mask
The Solution To The Ills of Democracy Is More Bourbon

The Solution To The Ills of Democracy Is More Bourbon
Homo Sweet Homo

Homo Sweet Homo
The Majority of The American People Aren't Assholes

The Majority of The American People Aren't Assholes
Bitch, Please

Bitch, Please
Feminist As Fuck

Feminist As Fuck
Practice Mindlessness

Practice Mindlessness
Go Fuck Yourself

Go Fuck Yourself
Dang It All To Heck

Dang It All To Heck
Don't Make This About You

Don't Make This About You
Keep Your Fucking Shit Together

Keep Your Fucking Shit Together
Fuck Cancer

Fuck Cancer
If You're Not Outraged, You're Not Paying Attention

If You're Not Outraged, You're Not Paying Attention
Fancy Fuck

Fancy Fuck
What A Bunch Of Shit

What A Bunch Of Shit
A Dog Is An Angel That Poops In The Yard

A Dog Is An Angel That Poops In The Yard
Cheer Up, Loser

Cheer Up, Loser
A Cat Is An Angel That Poops In A Box

A Cat Is An Angel That Poops In A Box
You Don't Have To Go Home But You Can't Stay Here

You Don't Have To Go Home But You Can't Stay Here