PDF: It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

"Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash."

I read this article by Colin Nissan on McSweeney's every year and it always makes me LOL. If you've never read it, please do.

Design area size on 14-count material: 5.21" x 3.57";

this piece fits best in our 5" x 7" frame.