It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
"Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash."
I read this article by Colin Nissan on McSweeney's every year and it always makes me LOL. If you've never read it, please do.
Design area size on 14-count material: 5.21" x 3.57"; fits a 5 x 7” frame.
includes material, thread, pattern and instructions.
includes material, thread, pattern, instructions, two needles and a hoop.