Holiday Necklace Kit: Ho Ho Fucking Ho

Picture this: a classic gold frame dangling from a plush red velvet ribbon, and inside—because of course—your tiny hand-stitched mic drop of a message that says “I make things and I will absolutely not be messed with.” These little necklaces are equal parts charm, attitude, and holiday joy, and every time someone reads yours, they crack up. It’s the smallest, cutest way to spread a little rebellion and delight this season.

Kit includes everything you need except glue and scissors: frame, 18-count fabric, floss, needles, hanger, back panel 3-D printed by my brother in Austin, red velvet ribbon, instructions and chart of course.