Tired of the same old sentiments? Want to tell FIVE special someones how much you really love them, but need a new word to express it? Imagine receiving one of these homemade valentines in the mail. Talk about LUV!

The kit includes:

• FIVE red, tri-fold greeting cards with die-cut heart and white envelope
• three pieces of 14-count Aida cotton cross stitch material with die-cut, fray-proof edges
• one skein of DMC cotton black embroidery floss
• one size 24 embroidery needle
• instructions, of course!
• pattern for the following 20 terms of endearment (and we mean all of these in the nicest way):
  assclown, fucktard, manwhore, dorkface, creeptease, wanker, bootylover, dickwad, junkslut, loverpuss, punkass, fucknut, dicktard, gaywad, fucknugget, asshat, bitchass, skaghag, buttnut and fuckface. Or make up your own word!

no longer available:

we'll be back next year with something new!